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Wednesday, March 07, 2007I won the lottery!Okay, so I didn't really win the lottery. But I like to think about what I'd do with the money if I did. Can you imagine winning 390 million dollars? What would you do with that? Three hundred and ninety million bucks would buy a lot of chocolate. About 48,811,013 of my favorite chocolate bar, which is an insane $7.99 a bar. My husband bought me a few of these for Christmas, along with ridiculously expensive hot chocolates, all of which were, in my opinion, well worth it. And now I'm addicted. They're not something I would buy every day, though. Unless I had 390 million. That much cash would buy me 32,500,000 of my favorite Margaritas, which are not cheap at $12 a pop, but also, IMHO, well worth the price. Imagine that hangover. For 390 million, I could buy 24, 375,000 pairs of my favorite underwear, or 12, 187,500 of my favorite bras. But let's face it. Even J. Edgar Hoover didn't run through that much lingerie. I could treat everyone in the U.S. to an eggroll from Imperial Dragon. Buy a brand new cruise ship and take 2500 of my closest friends around the world. Buy a television station and show nothing but reruns of "Moonlighting" and "Remington Steele." I could even run for president. Hmm. I'd better start working on my campaign speech... posted by Donna Birdsell at 7:38 PM 0 comments Previous Posts:
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